> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:00:23 GMT, Franklin wrote:
 >
 >> Hummingbird will be interested in "Kisses From Brazil".
 >> He could revive the site. But as one of the creepy ones.
 >>
 >> http://creepy.tumblr.com/
 >
 > You don't understand.
 >
 > We are all so, like, way kewl and freindz and Twitterers. Generation
 > O because, like, we like Obama and all.
 > I work at ConnectedVentures.
 > I live in New York.
 > I like friends, fun, sandwiches, and , like, high fives.
 >
 > Kewl like txt me: 203.470.9555 I be Just chillinÿ at a keg party
 > with my two dream women, nbd.
 >
 > HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ROCKBITCH?
 > Here is the intro to their documentary, BITCHCRAFT.  WARNING: 100
 > PERCENT NSFW with one scene that made me  yell aloud, ´OHMIGAWD
 > OHMIGAWD GROSS!¡
 >
 > http://tr.im/1ffz
 >
 > Dave Trawin said it best when he compared them to a female G.G.
 > Allin. Dave is also DLing this so I will be watching it soon if
 > anyone wants to see it with us.
 >
 > gOTTS SCOOT, SEE YA!
 >
 > Now playing: The Hood Internet - I'm A Flirt (Shoreline) (R. Kelly
 > feat. T-Pain, T.I. vs Broken Social Scene)
 >
 > http://tr.im/1ffz

Sorry Amber Lynn, LOL.  You're a VICTIM, aren't you?  *snicker*  Get
yerself on down from there lest some horrible nasty comes along and
gives you a *REAL* reason to be a victim.  This here is Usenet, not some
fucked up little banner happy, drugged up, huggy-time, Barney lovin,
teddy bear picnic surprise of a Webbie bitch board full of emo poetry
typing little mother fuckers.

I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily attracted to women in
iapers...and especially the fuck not to some random fuckin stranger who
is not even remotely in my age bracket.  So I swear to your God, the
next one of you I see in Wal*Mart pacing back and forth on whatever
aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" yer overly diapered ass in
a pair of near see through white pants...yeah, I'm gonna take
pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck across the web...so
stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm especially not interested in
anyone who would try and attract someone in such an overtly kooky
manner.  That's not to say I would be completely opposed to dating an
adult baby girl, just that there are right ways to go about courting
someone and then there are wrong ways...and as far as my experience even
in the adult baby community that's considered the *WRONG* fucking way.

You be better not shooting yourself in the fucking pus-filled face face
about those albums on http://www.heyletsrage.com/.  Listen properly
after you lowered the fucking volume and got rid of distortion. Either
yer gonna grow some thicker skin, or yer gonna *BITCH*, those are your
only two options (unless you count running the fuck away and retarding
on back to Webbie land as an option).  And in either of those two later
scenarios at best you'll only be providing yourself as this weeks Usenet
entertainment package.

"Flagpole Sitta" is just self-indulgent gauche art school antics and the
audio distortion in the flick.  Performance artists stroll right on,
don't stop nar here.   http://www.vimeo.com/173714

Here's a real good tip for you kiddies...if you don't like the
views...stop belly achin about 'em, cause the more you do that the more
you're going to entice us Netters into fucking around with your
RL/Webbie mentality.

Rockbitch is like G.G. Allin?  Yeah Sugar Sweetie pie.  Right.  Are you
their goddam viral marketeer?  G.G. Allin was for real; Rockbitch are
just one step further out than Tatu's theatrical lesbianism.  G.G. Allin
aimed to repulse; Rockbitch whore themselves to attract their audience.

There are no real rules on Usenet and that's very much the point of it
all and people will say what they liak simply for the effect of teaching
those like yourself the reality of this medium, often with the intended
purpose of driving you on back to the banner happy Webbie land where
you'll fit in better with your own kind.

Amber Lynn - I'm sure there's a sugar daddy for you to lead by his cock
somewhere in these newsgroups.  It's okay though, you're still a virgin,
so you obviously have no idea at all what sex is all about, other than
you believe it's something you need to posture on about to random
strangers on the Internet.

We Netters...we don't much liak yer kind.  *nods*  Sorry, but it's time
you had your mouth zipped shut.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm û x û
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
  saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )