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BURT  
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From: BURT <macromi...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 23:08:06 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sun, Sep 7 2008 12:08 am
Subject: My girlfriends butt is like the death star
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Its the ultimate power in the universe.

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Larry Hammick  
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From: "Larry Hammick" <larryhamm...@telus.net>
Date: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:03:19 GMT
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Subject: Re: My girlfriends butt is like the death star
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"BURT"

> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

I thought you were referring to its size. :)

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Angus Rodgers  
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From: Angus Rodgers <twir...@bigfoot.com>
Date: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:37:06 +0100
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Subject: Re: My girlfriends butt is like the death star
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On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:03:19 GMT, "Larry Hammick"

<larryhamm...@telus.net> wrote:
>"BURT"
>> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

>I thought you were referring to its size. :)

You can make it explode if you find the right way in?

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tadchem  
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From: tadchem <tadc...@comcast.net>
Date: Sun, 7 Sep 2008 08:48:08 -0700 (PDT)
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On Sep 7, 2:08 am, BURT <macromi...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

I don't want to be around when she cuts loose!

Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA


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DuhIdiot  
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From: DuhIdiot <jmSasPhbAu...@windstream.net>
Date: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:00:55 +0000
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Subject: Re: My girlfriends butt is like the death star
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BURT, on 07 Sep 2008, in alt.atheism, decided this was a worthy use of a
keyboard:

> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

Mark Hammill and his long, hot sword got all up in it not once but twice
and blew it away?

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J. B. Mashburn, the sad left tail of the bell curve
alt.atheist #2295
EAC Chief Of Maintenance for God's cloaking device - 14 billion years and
not one glitch!
"What a day, if you can look it in the face and hold your vomit." - Faith
No More
No S-P-A-M in my email.


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Angus Rodgers  
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From: Angus Rodgers <twir...@bigfoot.com>
Date: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:32:03 +0100
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Subject: Re: My girlfriends butt is like the death star
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On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:03:19 GMT, "Larry Hammick"

<larryhamm...@telus.net> wrote:
>"BURT"
>> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

>I thought you were referring to its size. :)

Now, what have we got in here?  Oh, holy shit, it's Darth Vader!

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Paul Hovnanian P.E.  
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From: "Paul Hovnanian P.E." <p...@hovnanian.com>
Date: Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:35:11 -0700
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Angus Rodgers wrote:

> On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:03:19 GMT, "Larry Hammick"
> <larryhamm...@telus.net> wrote:

> >"BURT"
> >> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

> >I thought you were referring to its size. :)

> You can make it explode if you find the right way in?

"Use the force, Luke."

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Damaeus  
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From: Damaeus <dama...@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:48:49 -0500
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Subject: Re: My girlfriends butt is like the death star
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In news:sci.physics, "Paul Hovnanian P.E." <p...@hovnanian.com> posted
on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:35:11 -0700:

> Angus Rodgers wrote:

> > On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:03:19 GMT, "Larry Hammick"
> > <larryhamm...@telus.net> wrote:

> > >"BURT"
> > >> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

> > >I thought you were referring to its size. :)

> > You can make it explode if you find the right way in?

> "Use the force, Luke."

Yeah then shove it as far in as you care and don't give a shit whether
he thanks you for it or not.

Damaeus


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Damaeus  
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From: Damaeus <dama...@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:50:12 -0500
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In news:sci.physics, Angus Rodgers <twir...@bigfoot.com> posted on
Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:32:03 +0100:

> On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:03:19 GMT, "Larry Hammick"
> <larryhamm...@telus.net> wrote:

> >"BURT"
> >> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

> >I thought you were referring to its size. :)

> Now, what have we got in here?  Oh, holy shit, it's Darth Vader!

No, that's unholy shit.  Jesus already claimed the holy version.

Damaeus


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PD  
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From: PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 05:59:56 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Sep 8 2008 6:59 am
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On Sep 7, 1:08 am, BURT <macromi...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

You have a girlfriend?
What does she do when you claim to have received two Nobel Prizes in
2008?

(I see two options here:
a) Drool.
b) Smile indulgently and wipe the applesauce off your chin.)

PD


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Hollis Brown  
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From: Hollis Brown <AT_Tapp...@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 07:51:14 -0700 (PDT)
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On Sep 8, 6:59 am, PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Sep 7, 1:08 am, BURT <macromi...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> > Its the ultimate power in the universe.

> You have a girlfriend?
> What does she do when you claim to have received two Nobel Prizes in
> 2008?

> (I see two options here:
> a) Drool.
> b) Smile indulgently and wipe the applesauce off your chin.)

> PD

c) Sit quietly in the closet.  Folded, and ready for the next
adventure.

HB


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Mark K. Bilbo  
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From: "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo>
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:12:18 -0500
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PD wrote:
> On Sep 7, 1:08 am, BURT <macromi...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Its the ultimate power in the universe.

> You have a girlfriend?

And he has a patch kit for her!

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Brian E. Clark  
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From: Brian E. Clark <re...@newsgroup.only.please>
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 13:49:22 -0400
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In article <ivrfp5-d82.ln1@75-104-203-
40.cust.wildblue.net>, Mark K. Bilbo said...

> > You have a girlfriend?

> And he has a patch kit for her!

"A patching kit, a tank of air, and thou beside me in
the laundry room."

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